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Why does the baby duck walk softly?

22-June-2009 in Friends, Riddles

Why does the baby duck walk softly?

Q: Why is that dog running in circles?
A: Its a watchdog,and its winding itself up.
Q:What did the five-hundred-pound mouse say when it walked down the alley?
A: Here kitty,kitty,kitty
Q: Why does the baby duck walk softly?
A: Because its a baby and it cant walk,hardly.
Q: What did the baby porcupine say when it backed into the cactus?
A: Is that you,mother?
Q: what did one eye say to the other?
A: There’s something between us that smells.
Q: What did one toe say to another toe?
A: Don’t look now,but there’s a heel following us.
Q: What do you do if you smashed your toe?
A: you call a tow truck.

There are 100 light bulbs lined up in a row in a long room

20-June-2009 in Riddles

There are 100 light bulbs lined up in a row in a long room

There are 100 light bulbs lined up in a row in a long room. Each bulb has its own switch and is currently switched off. The room has an entry door and an exit door. There are 100 people lined up outside the entry door. Each bulb is numbered consecutively from 1 to 100. So is each person.
Person No. 1 enters the room, switches on every bulb, and exits. Person No. 2 enters and flips the switch on every second bulb (turning off bulbs 2, 4, 6, …). Person No. 3 enters and flips the switch on every third bulb (changing the state on bulbs 3, 6, 9, …). This continues until all 100 people have passed through the room.
What is the final state of bulb No. 64? And how many of the light bulbs are illuminated after the 100th person has passed through the room?

The dentist is taking me out today!

15-June-2009 in Funny, Riddles

The dentist is taking me out today!

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
The dentist is taking me out today!

Why did the chocolate chip cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.

What did the cowboy say when his dog left?
Doggone

What did one ear say to the other ear?
Between us we have brains!

What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

How do you make a band stand?
Hide all their chairs!

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one!

How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch!

Why was the broom late?
It over-swept!

What does a tree do when he is ready to go home?
He leaves.

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Go to sweep, dear.

What do you call a boy mermaid?
A merdude!

Riddle: What number am I?

13-June-2009 in Riddles

Riddle: What number am I?

I am a 4 digit even # and all of my digits are different. The sum of all of my digits is 10. Each of my digits is greater than 0. The sum of the digits in my thousands place and hundreds place equals the sum of the digits in my ones place and tens place. My largest digit is in the thousands place. What number am I?

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Riddle: You have 4 pieces of chain

13-June-2009 in Riddles

You have 4 pieces of chain, one chain has 5 links, two chains have 4 links and one chain has 3 links. you go to the jeweler and ask her to make a bracelet using all of these chains she says it would cost .50 to break a link and 1.00 to weld a link together you calculate that it would cost 6.00 to build a bracelet the jeweler said it would cost less how much would it cost and why?

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Can You Answer This Riddle In One Word?

13-June-2009 in Riddles

What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
Yahoo!QA