by Al
4-May-2009 in Funny
Well at least that is what she said.lol She is 2.5. I was emptying the ddishwasher and she said “Hey mommy! You spit on me!” I looked at her confused for a second. Then I realized what had happened so I told her “No babe It is water dripping off the dishes, see?” I showed her but she still claimed “No mummy I saw you.” LOL
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by Ros
4-May-2009 in Funny
Don’t they think about how it will affect the kids growing up? Or are they just in their own little world?
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by Chris
4-May-2009 in Funny
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I’m Billy Anderson.
TEACHER: Didn’t you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you didn’t?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don’t expect you
to keep yours.
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
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by Val
4-May-2009 in Funny
Today we were at Walmart looking for some toys for the babies when my little boys run up to me and say, “Mom there is a bad man in here.”. Turns out he was wearing a black and white shirt and it looked like the jail shirts that was on Spongebob. What about you?
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by Chris
3-May-2009 in Funny
At the daycare I work at,(i work with the 20 moth olds) there’s this girl there that says “awww nuts” when she falls down or something goes wrong. I thought that was funny and wondered what other kids say when they fall down?
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by Ros
What does a computer do when it’s hot?
It opens windows!!
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